“I want to drink out of a penis cup!!” -DJ after hearing someone mention a penis cup at a bachelorette party “Foreskin – the ultimate scrunchy!” -G and DJ discussing a classroom discussion “Basically treat it like she’s the dirtiest thing ever!” -G to DJ about her taekwondo bag “Spank it’s ass and pull it’s…
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Motivational Monday and Quick Recap
Saturday was my birthday. And a great day was had. Relaxing, lazy day – then a celebration with all of the people in my life that I care about. Brian and SB were there. My friends were there. We ate, we drank, and we laughed. I got two amazing art pieces – one from Lili…
Growing Together
“Too young” was what my soon-to-be in-laws said. “Everyone is too young” was my dad’s response. And 17 years ago, on the only sunny day of the week, we got married in a small church in Iowa, surrounded by friends and family. (And for the record, gay people do not explode into flames upon entering…
Explosions
“What IS your relationship to each other,” the waitress asked as she came by to serve us. The three of us giggled as we were intertwined with each other. “Come back when you can talk,” Lilly answered – and the waitress scampered away. We all exchanged kisses, sipped our drinks and tuned into Doctor Who…
Don’t Feed the Lizard
I have spoken a few times about the lizard – that jealous part of the person that can come out in open relationships. I have realized recently how there is one food the lizard likes to feast on…. ….fear. Last weekend, G and I had our annual blow up. We had been building towards it…
Compersion
Giggles echoed through our bedroom as the three of us continued our play. A night of rope had ended with the three of us playing together in our bed – a nice way to unwind from the event. After many rounds of groping and multiple configurations, she landed between us, and we focused our attention…
HNT – 20 Years
photo taken that year by a friend. G and me – our photographer friend won an award for this photo – in the pre-digital age he captured us as we were. Perfectly. Twenty is the number of years G and I have been together. Twenty fucking years. Literally and figuratively. Damn. We started dating 20…
Story Time….
Once upon a time, there was a girl who was dating this guy. He liked her very much, but didn’t want a relationship – let alone a serious relationship. So he reminded her on a semi-regular basis that it was not what he wanted – no serious relationship – no long-term thing. He was looking…
Toys, Cats, Friends, Oh, My….
Ashly is doing her 3rd year of Toys for Tots. I love that she does this fundraiser every year. Go give her a few dollars to support her this year. I know times are tough, but that’s not the fault of the kids. Make sure they get some toys during the holidays. It’s a good…
Random Ramblings for Wednesday
First off, welcome back to Veronica over at ASM. She had walked away from blogging, but came back. We knew she couldn’t stay away. May you find the balance of topic you are hoping for. Today I start my job. Should be interesting. Their first question to me was about passive agressive people. I am…
