Hi. I’m Emmy. And this meme is me…..
I cannot help it.
But, to be fair, despite the fact that I may take some, ahem, personal therapy session and nap breaks, I do end up working more than an 8 hour day when I am working from home.
But still. I cannot help it.
One screen is usually my work stuff. The other, my social media stuff. And during the course of the day, I’ll come across something online – on Twitter – on Fetlife – on some other site – and I’ll need to take a few minutes to, uhm, relieve the stress.
What can I say? The right stimuli can evoke the right memory or fantasy, then the vibrator brings it home. Else I sit there trying to work while I can smell my arousal and feel it on my thighs and that distracts me So when I take a meeting with my vibrating friend, I’m just helping myself focus on work, right?
But in the end (oh, the end – I’d love to take it in the end), I am really just horny. I really just need some attention. I really just need a helping hand or a beating – oh, who am I kidding – AND a beating – and something to make me focus – to help me focus – for the rest of my day.
And hell, just the idea of that – in the privacy of my own home just makes me…..
……excuse me, I, uhm, need a moment……
please, Gods, new and old – let the vibrator stay charged!!