Conversation between G and me on Skype today:
G: I pooped something in a small box for you and the girls and shipped it off today. Hopefully you’ll get it.
G: Just a small "I miss you" gift.
Me: You pooped in small box?? And sent it to us??
G: Wow! That was quite the autocorrect!
G: Yes, pooped in a box for you!
G: You’re welcome. I know you love having my shit laying around.
Me: You caught me.
Later in the conversation:
Me: Indigo is taking the cat to the vet. She can walk there in 15 min, yes?
G: Yeah – sex or seven at most.
Me: I hope there is no sex involved.
G: UGH!! I suck at this!!
G: Good thing I’m not a: applying for a job or b: trying to woo you. I’d e sunk either way!
G: BE sunk!
Skype is fun especially when you are using it on a device with auto-correct!