Text from DJ:
"Moe – we just watched a video about mollusks in oceanography and you were talking about wanting an octopus tattoo and just so you know, blue ringed octopus are really REALLY cool!"
Me to DJ:
"What do they look like?"
DJ sends photo then adds:
"They can flash predators by making their blue rings look bigger. They are like the most dangerous octopus to humans"
I look them up because to me they look small and find out they are.
"Are you saying this fits because I’m short and warn people if they are making me angry before I kill them?"
Ah, my kids know me so well.
And I may have found the octopus for my future tattoo. Now where to put it….