Blowjobs for Everyone!

After the team leaves for the day, often it is just the CIO, the lead architect, and me.  And in this scenario, the filters come off.

Today, it led to my boss commenting that maybe to get people to do what we want them to do, it is blowjobs for everyone.

I was sitting on my desk and almost fell off it giggling.

My boss is funny.  When his filter comes off, you really hear how he thinks.  And you realize, in the process, how much he refrains from saying.  I know how much he refrains from saying.  When we worked as peers at the last company, I could read him better than anyone.  I could tell when he was about to kill someone in a meeting – and I could tell when he was keeping his comments to himself (good and bad).  Hearing what he keeps inside is rather funny to me.

Meanwhile, the other guy is visibly uncomfortable as I’m laughing my ass off.  Why? Because that’s the shit I think and NEVER say in the workplace.  Even today, I was talking to someone and apologized before  I said, “excuse my language but the guy screams ‘asshole’ to me”.  The person I was talking to agreed without any concern for language.

Maybe because I didn’t say, “He acts like a guy with a small dick who feels the need to compensate.”

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking.

I’m not sure I will get to a point where I feel OK saying what is on my mind – but who knows. Maybe.  I also feel like to do that is breaking the seal – and once broken, who the fuck knows what will come out. It’s probably for the best I just shut my mouth and laugh.

I doubt they could handle what I could add to the conversation.

2 Comments Add yours

  1. hubman38 says:

    I’m paraphrasing but the title reminds me of a line from Good Morning Vietnam – “That guy needs a blowjob more than anyone else alive!” 🙂

    1. emmyrtws says:

      Totally forgot that line – but it totally does. 🙂

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