So I was going to bitch and moan about my day yesterday at work.

I was going to whine about missing my dog Bob.

I was going to whine about sleeping like crap.

I was going to complain about the empty house.

Then I heard this song and specifically this part:

“quit the bitching on your blog
and stop pretending art is hard
just limit yourself to three chords
and do not practice daily
you’ll minimize some stranger’s sadness
with a piece of wood and plastic
holy fuck it’s so fantastic, playing ukulele”

And decided to follow the advice.

“ukulele banish evil
ukulele save the people”

I love Amanda Palmer.

Amen.