Day 23 – Fucking Organizing Kick


I am drinking. Why? Because I can’t find my FUCKING Social Security Card!!! 

When I got laid off, I embarked on the great purging and cleaning exercise in the house. We had too much stuff, it was taking over, so I dealt with it. I recall exactly where it last was. You see, my mother-in-law gave me years ago a nice holder for my passport and other documents. I store all of our important docments in there – social security cards, birth certificates, passports  – so it’s all together.  I kept this thing in one safe location – but thought, you know – I should put it someplace REALLY safe.

Yeah, I can’t find it nor can I remember that other safe place.  FUCK!

Why is this urgent? Because the company I am employed through for this new gig, I need my social security card. I actually found my old (premarried) card – that we tried to use. But no-go.  I need the one with my full name on it.  Here is what is hilarious about this one – my full name cannot fit on a social security card because I have both my last name and Garbanzo’s. In fact, it cuts my last name off so that no one really knows what it is.  They have to take my word for it. It cuts off most of Garbanzo’s last name, so really, the old card and the new card vary by about 3 letters.

We have torn the house apart. And we cannot find it.
I’ll need to get a new one if I can’t find it. I should be able to do that assuming their “proof of citizenship” doesn’t foul it up. I have an old card, I have my marriage certificate, I have a driver’s license. But, their website says I need “proof of citizenship” if their records don’t already reflect they have one. Yeah, I think that is the part that will fuck things up if anything will.

So, I am now drinking  – hoping to not think about this anymore for tonight.
Wish me luck that I may find it tomorrow.
I don’t know how this will fuck things up for the new job if I can’t.

4 Comments Add yours

  1. 13messages says:

    Good luck finding it. I like your brand of beer. I hadn’t heard of it until my dad bought me some a few weeks ago. Not bad at all. 🙂

  2. Secretia says:

    Keep drinking then, at least you’ll have fun, If it doesn’t turn up go to the social security office. Good luck.

    Secretia

  3. Hubman says:

    Damn, that sucks. I hope you find it soon!

  4. Just me... says:

    Good luck on finding the stuff!! :):)

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