That would be Garbanzo’s reaction.
Derek’s reaction: “But I want to watch ‘To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar’! He’s not home yet, let’s start watching and tell him he’s too late.”
Ironically enough, upon hearing about Patrick Swazye’s death, all I could think of was his character in that movie. Vida Boheme who says things like “Internal combustion, the ultimate accessory.”
But, I defended my poor Garbanzo. He had a bad day at work, and was looking forward to football.
So, Garbanzo sat on the couch, beer in his hand, iPhone on his lap, and watched football. And tried to teach Derek about football. Let’s just say, I was personally entertained by the whole thing – and I’m not talking about the game. Listening to my husband swear is, well, funny as I am the one who swears in our house. It just sounds funny coming from his mouth.
And, here is our own Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez:
And for Derek:
Noxeema Jackson: Little latin boy in drag, why are you crying?
Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: It’s just cause the tow of you are so pretty, you know. You’re so pretty.
Vida Boheme: Yes, of course we’re pretty, but why are you crying?