Hi. My name is Bob. And I have a socks fetish.
I don’t know when it started. I just remember being a year old and smelling this wonderfully pungent aroma coming from the laundry hamper. After digging around, I found the source. Once it was in my mouth, I was in heaven. That was the beginning of the end really.
I couldn’t get enough. I would search high and low for dirty socks. But then I got careless and started using in front of my family. I would carry them around all day because I couldn’t get enough. Then I would stash my favorites in my bed so I could get my hit in the morning, around the yard, and by the back door so I could come back from my morning constitutional and savor the socks.
I’ve tried to quit many times. My family resorted to hiding socks from me. But I would always find them again. At this point, they have given up on me. They let me have my habit, so sometimes I carry 2-3 dirty socks in my mouth at a time.
But my real favorite is licking dirty feet, but that’s another blog.